Welcome to Mommy Needs a Minute!

Welcome, fellow exhausted and over-caffeinated parents! If you're here, you probably just bribed your kid with a cookie to get five minutes of peace. Congratulations, you're in the right place.

Let's face it, parenting isn't all Instagram-perfect moments and Pinterest-worthy birthday parties. It's messy, loud, and downright chaotic most of the time. And that's exactly why I started this blog.

I’m Alissa, the sarcastic mom behind 'Mommy Needs a Minute.' I'm here to share the real, unfiltered side of parenting—the tantrums, the sleepless nights, the moments you hide in the bathroom just to get a break.

In this blog, you'll find:

• Hilarious Parenting Fails: Because who doesn't love a good laugh at their own expense?
• Snarky Survival Tips: Practical advice with a side of sarcasm.
• Relatable Rants: Venting about the daily grind of parenting, because sometimes you just need to let it out.
• Guest Stories: Real stories from other parents who are in the trenches just like you.

Why "Mommy Needs a Minute"? Because sometimes, all we need is a minute to breathe, laugh (or cry), and remember that we’re not alone in this crazy journey called parenthood. Whether you're a first-time parent or a seasoned pro, there's something here for everyone who’s just trying to keep it together one day at a time.

So, grab a cup of coffee (or wine, no judgment here), settle in, and join me on this wild ride. Together, we’ll laugh, cry, and probably get interrupted a hundred times while trying to read one post. Welcome to the chaos!

Thanks for stopping by! Don’t forget to subscribe to get your weekly dose of sanity-saving tips and snarky stories straight to your inbox. And feel free to share your own parenting adventures in the comments below. Let's make this a place where we can all laughcry and survive together.